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#sarcasme #sarcasm #joke #NotSoFunny #PasSiDrole #covid-19 #scène #stage

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to you the unexpected band "The Covid-19"...


 
[bookmark=https://twitter.com/The_Sherd_Nerd/status/1285238640751390720]I'm afraid I don't know the source but this made me giggle. Maybe something you'd appreciate @FlintDibble? #archaeology #joke #nerdhumour

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#joke

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said "I think it's your hands.” "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.” “What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Sister, I think it's your feet.” The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?" Little Johnny said "Well, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying ‘Oh God, I'm coming.’ I gotta tell you, if dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"
#joke

 
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"We demand to live in safety". Part 2: Israel - "It was so amazing in Morocco!"

"We demand to live in safety". Part 1: Europe - "Now fuck off!"

A funny and impressive conversation between Russian Jew and Moroccan Arab :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZS6AI6U-q4 (Hebrew + English)


#Europe #Asia #Africa #America #USA #politics #Israel #Israeli #Jew #Jewish #Hebrew #arab #Middle East #refugee #migration #migrants #freedom #human rights #social #activism #activist #correctness #blacklivesmatter #joke #humor #video #photo

 
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"We demand to live in safety". Part 2: Israe - "It was so amazing in Morocco!"

"We demand to live in safety". Part 1: Europe - "Now fuck off!"

A funny and impressive conversation between Russian Jew and Moroccan Arab :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZS6AI6U-q4 (Hebrew + English)


#Europe #Asia #Africa #America #USA #politics #Israel #Israeli #Jew #Jewish #Hebrew #arab #Middle East #refugee #migration #migrants #freedom #human rights #social #activism #activist #correctness #blacklivesmatter #joke #humor #video #photo

 
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The simple answer :)

-- Your white grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-father was a racist! Let's destroy ALL historical monuments, rename streets, burn cars, shop and buildings and will be completely FREE!

-- Possible "yes", possible "no". But - hundred-per-cent! - absolutely ALL of your faraway ancestors were cannibals! :) ... Oh, stop-stop, my black bro, don't kill and eat yourself!





#USA #America #Trump #civil #rights #protest #activism #activist #riot #freedom #police #blacklivesmatter #news #monument #history #cannibal #africa #racial #racism #black #white #joke #humor

Photo: Jose Luis Martinez Alvarez, 2005. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

 
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Прямое попадание!


(поиск по слову "браузер" в DuckDuck)

Надо же, каким точным и ёмким оказался болгарский язык! Кирилл и Мефодий бы порадовались! :)


#google #chrome #browser #bulgaria #bulgarian #language #lang ru #joke #humor #DuckDuck #search #search engine

 
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Прямое попадание!


(поиск по слову "браузер" в DuckDuck)

Надо же, каким точным и ёмким оказался болгарский язык! Кирилл и Мефодий бы порадовались! :)


#google #chrome #browser #bulgaria #bulgarian #language #lang ru #joke #humor #DuckDuck #search #search engine

 

Labor History Moments, Fact or Fiction: Battle of Blair Mountain


Have you heard about the miner at the Battle of Blair Mountain who got into a fight with three of the Pinkertons? He shot 2 and they dropped. He kicked another into a pile of manure and compost. To this day in Logan County they talk about the man who put two in the pink and one in the stink.

#history #joke #WestVirginia #IWW

 
#lol #funny #NotTheOnion #facebook #FB #censorship #freespeech #lobbying #Zuckerberg #1a

The fact that the company is arguing it is #defending free speech in doing so is #

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#designpatents are a #joke https://www.b2ipreport.com/swip-report/cafc-obviousness-and-design-patents-spigen-korea-co-ltd-v-ultraproof-inc/ see http://techrights.org/2018/08/02/design-patents-legitimacy/
CAFC: Obviousness and Design Patents: Spigen Korea Co., LTD. v. Ultraproof, Inc.

 
New Cartoon: #EPO Dialogue http://techrights.org/2020/05/01/epo-dialogue/ #joke #truth #patents #europe

 
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#connerie #bullshit #blague #joke #impossible #plume #feather #imaginaire #imaginary

Des plumes d'une nouvelle variété de perroquet d'hiver que l'on n'a jamais encore capté en photo. ;)

Feathers of a new variety of winter parrot that has never been captured in a photo before ;)

 
#blague #joke #connerie #bullshit #ennuie #boring #isolation #isolating #social #tristesse #sadness #mouche #fly

*English translation below

22ème jours en isolation (je suis sorti mais tout près à de courts moments)

Je crois que cela m'atteint sur le social et le mental....

Hier, j'ai croisé une mouche domestique et j'ai nommé zouizze-zouizze et elle m'a quitté.... Je suis triste et esseulé...
C'est grave Docteur? ^^

22nd day in isolation (I went out but only for a short time)

I think it affects me socially and mentally...

Yesterday I came across a housefly and I named zouizze-zouizze and it left me... I'm sad and lonely...
Is it worse, Doctor? ^^

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Bild/FotoMario Vavti wrote the following post Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:49:16 +0100

All That Jazz
I was doing the math about canceled gigs and how much money I lost and it turns out in my favour I actually saved €300!
Good times! #joke

Btw: did i already mention that you can buy music of my band Ride The Slide via the Hubzilla cart here: https://hub.somaton.com/channel/mario or via Bandcamp https://ridetheslide.bandcamp.com in case you don't use Hubzilla yet?
#joke

 

All That Jazz


I was doing the math about canceled gigs and how much money I lost and it turns out in my favour I actually saved €300!
Good times! #joke

Btw: did i already mention that you can buy music of my band Ride The Slide via the Hubzilla cart here: https://hub.somaton.com/channel/mario or via Bandcamp https://ridetheslide.bandcamp.com in case you don't use Hubzilla yet?
#joke

 
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You realize the situation is desperate when you're almost unable to work because the internet is at snail speed, and then you run out of cookies!
#joke
#joke

 
I went through a mall to shorten my way and saw a small crowd at the door of a para-pharmacy. The shop seemed empty. Spotted an acquaintance and curiously asked what was happening. I was told that only 2 people could be inside the shop at the same time, for security.
Apparently, the group at the shop's door (inside the mall) was perfectly safe. 🙄

Here, have another #virus #joke that just came to my mind.

I suspect stupidity went viral.

 
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J'attends un colis de Poste-Canada, vous croyez que je suis paranoïaque pour rien?
Si je deviens infecté, je le serai anonymement :)
J'espère que mon ami facteur ne se fait pas remplacé car là, je passerai pour un con. ^^

I'm expecting a package from Canada Post, you think I'm paranoid for nothing?
If I become infected, I will be infected anonymously :)
I hope my mailman friend doesn't get replaced because then I'll look like a jerk. ^^

#joke #humour #humor #paranoïaque #paranoid #con-o-virus #jerk-o-virus

 
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🤣🤣🤣 #joke #Corona

 

The Nobel Peace Prize Is A Sick Joke


The #Nobel #Peace #Prize Is A #Sick #Joke

"It’s very simple. The Nobel Peace Prize is just like most other awards. Sometimes its distributors get it right and sometimes they get it wrong. The people that win awards do not win them based off of objective scorecards about morality. They win these awards based off of #media #narratives".
The Nobel Peace Prize Is A Sick Joke

 

Something fun to make you smile.





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#humor #funny #pun #word #joke #fun with #language #play
Jokes and puns you will only laugh at if you have knowledge about different languages.

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